Table Conversation

whenever tim, gab and i head for meals together, we never fail to have very "interesting' table conversations when we're having our meals:

*all of us are eating our food*

Tim: hey, i just thought of something.. what if you're going out on a dinner date with a damn hot girl and you suddenly farted?

Gab: damn easy lah! just laugh it off!

Tim: ok, 2nd part, after dinner she decided to ask you over to her place for some sexy time but you realized that when you farted just now, you actually shitted in your pants. if you miss this time, you'll never get it on with her again, EVER.

Gab & me: ......

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*in the midst of another meal*

Tim: eh eh, i've got a good one. imagine a damn hot girl offers you a threesome with her hot gf but on the condition that you have to flip a coin. get heads, you'll have the hot gf, but tails you have to do the threesome with her and a male friend of your choice.

*gab & i thinks long and hard*

Me: i think i'll take the chance, it's only 50-50, what are the chances? won't kena one!

Gab: wah liao, imagine if you get tails and you choose me to be your male friend.

Tim & i : .....

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we are truly a screwed up bunch