Table Conversation

whenever tim, gab and i head for meals together, we never fail to have very "interesting' table conversations when we're having our meals:

*all of us are eating our food*

Tim: hey, i just thought of something.. what if you're going out on a dinner date with a damn hot girl and you suddenly farted?

Gab: damn easy lah! just laugh it off!

Tim: ok, 2nd part, after dinner she decided to ask you over to her place for some sexy time but you realized that when you farted just now, you actually shitted in your pants. if you miss this time, you'll never get it on with her again, EVER.

Gab & me: ......

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*in the midst of another meal*

Tim: eh eh, i've got a good one. imagine a damn hot girl offers you a threesome with her hot gf but on the condition that you have to flip a coin. get heads, you'll have the hot gf, but tails you have to do the threesome with her and a male friend of your choice.

*gab & i thinks long and hard*

Me: i think i'll take the chance, it's only 50-50, what are the chances? won't kena one!

Gab: wah liao, imagine if you get tails and you choose me to be your male friend.

Tim & i : .....

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we are truly a screwed up bunch

No, This Blog is Not Dead..

... or at least not anytime soon. it's just that i've been very occupied by a lot of things recently.

Temasek Hall orientation officially ended last sunday and it's really nice to see that the freshmen were touched at the end of the traditional temasek hall initiation to become a true blue temasekian. i can still remember the feeling when i walked out to the open and removed my blindfold, it was touching, period.

im still trying to recover from all the sleep that i lost during the orientation week, i swear i only got like 4 hrs of sleep everyday and sometimes even when we end early, we end up staying up till like 6 in the morning drinking, talking and all.

which brings me to the point, i think the guys and i have brought our hall lives to a higher level (literally, moving from level 1 to level 4). lying outside our rooms now is a 3m x 1.8m inflatable pool and amos is bringing in an electric grill as soon as he comes back to hall from home. hall this year will be smashing. and just to start this off with a bang, we're having a keg party tonight!!

time to prepare for the keg party..